dA 12th Birthday Contest Submission 3.For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a dreadful surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Bunchie, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Oh my god!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly fainted. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 sharp pointy objects. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
dA 12th Birthday Contest Submission 2.Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Big Billy Bob who always dreamed of becoming the world's best male stripper. He trained every day for over 9000 hours in order to beat his rival, The Sparkling Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Big Billy Bob came armed with a hopeless dream and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Big Billy Bob emerged as the terrible victor! His achievement is celebrated every New Year.
dA 12th Birthday Contest Submission 1.My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after crazy ladies because you'll only end up with a purse in your eye." I never quite understood his advice until one Halloween, I was gardening with my best friend Emily. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was delightful and spooky sounds came from deep within. Emily saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!